Gift-giving is a common practice on Valentine’s Day. You’ve got your standard dozen roses, love coupons, chocolate box, heart-shaped balloons, and both cheap and pricey jewelry. But do you really know what any of that is saying about who you are as a man? Today, we are going to explain exactly the message you […]
The 10 Best Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas To Lower Expectations For Next Year
January 28, 2021 by
Have you found the one? Or at least the one for now? Then you must recognize your worst enemy this Valentine’s Day: Hope. Hope is that glimmer in your girl’s eye when she sees a deliveryman appear in her office doorway with two dozen long stemmed roses and for a second thinks they could be […]
Valentine’s Day Prank – The Proposal
February 16, 2014 by
If you think you had a bad Valentine’s, imagine how it would feel to get a bouquet of roses thrown in your face after a heartfelt proposal. Now, imagine how you’d feel if you were only watching it. Yeah, pretty awkward, right?
Schedule Some Business Time For Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2014 by
Some call it baking cookies, afternoon delight, spearing the bearded clam, yodeling in the valley, or doing the humpty dance. For the Flight of the Conchords, it’s just straight up “Business Time”.
What If the Roles Were Reversed On Valentine’s Day?
February 6, 2014 by
Well, one thing we all can probably agree on is that most women would not know how to give a guy a red laced thong and succeed at getting him to prance around to the tune of “I want to sex you up“. Here are a few other scenarios we could probably count on if […]
A Recipe for Valentines Day Romance
February 14, 2013 by
The kitchen has numerous ingredients and gadgets that can be used for a romantic getaway on Valentines Day. Some guys travel far and wide to give their girl a special day. However, all one needs to have is a little imagination, trust, sense of humor, and maybe even a set of rubber sheets. This is […]
Valentine’s Day Sex Guide
February 14, 2013 by
What should a guy want for Valentines Day? Perhaps a box of chocolate? Candy heart? Pink rose? Hell no, you want sex, and lots of it! Let’s see if we can help you out with that… If your Valentine is a little shy, you might be able to get the devil to come out by giving […]