You don’t have to be an audiophile to appreciate the sound quality of a really great pair of headphones. It’s like you have been living in a tunnel your whole life the minute you plug in a pair of Sennheiser HD800’s. The world becomes still; your ear hairs begin to dance, and each instrument takes […]
The JBL Soundfly, for the Full-Home Audio Experience
December 4, 2012 by
There was a time when a full-house audio system meant lots of holes in your walls, a giant hole in your wallet, and more butt cracks than you ever wanted to see from the guys installing this stuff in your house. Today, thanks to the revolution of Bluetooth and wi-fi-enabled audio equipment, and full-house audio […]
Prima Cinema: The Elite Home Theater Service
December 4, 2012 by
Okay, just for the sake of argument, let’s say you’re sitting on your couch with a hot woman, flipping through your stockpile of available media for your home theater, and she has seen everything you’ve got. You: The Dark Knight Rises? Her: Seen it. You: Chronicle? Her: Boring… You: ParaNorman? Her: Like, oh-my-God, that was […]
Living Large
December 2, 2012 by
So guy, do you think you are living large because you own the Newest Kindle Fire HD, or the keys to a 2012 Audi R8? Well, look at it this way, living large is much the same as any other career ladder. Take, for instance, working at McDonald’s. You got your managers (top dogs), […]
Real Men Use a Keurig
November 28, 2012 by
Real men do not have a secretary. Neither do they have a glorified office wife who knows the difference between powder and freshly ground coffee beans. The real men we know bypass the middle-woman and get their coffee straight from a robot. Keurig K-Cup Home Brewer ($120) is a simple option that enables even the […]
The HotTug Jacuzzi Boat
November 27, 2012 by
Water sex is highly overrated. You get sand in sensitive areas; water creatures try to nest in your crack, and unless you’re in the Caribbean, the temperatures can get pretty freaking cold. Not to worry, the Nederlands company, HotTug, has the solution to your wet dreams. It is a 12 X 7-foot hot tub and […]
The Popinator: High Tech Popcorn Eating
November 5, 2012 by
The Popinator, developed by Popcorn Indiana, is an innovative techo gadget that pinpoints the sound of your voice, and calculates the exact pitch and velocity to shoot a piece of popcorn directly into your mouth. As one watcher so eloquently put it… Shut up and take our money!
The Kindle Fire HD is a Damn Good Compromise for the iPad
October 29, 2012 by
We’re talking about an 1920X1200 display (8.9-inch) with a polarized filter and anti-glaring technology. Then throw in some Dolby audio speakers, a high performance 1.5 Ghz dual-core processor, Imagination 3D graphics, and duel antenna wi-fi. Give us access to over 22 million movies, television shows, songs, books, and magazines. The Kindle Fire HD may not […]
Sound Meets Style with the Joey Roth Ceramic Subwoofer
October 29, 2012 by
Joey Roth Ceramic Speakers are a thing of beauty when perched on a desktop. However, if you want to emphasize sound, while maintaining their stylish look. Joey has added a ceramic subwoofer to his collection, which not only compliments the speakers, but does a damn good job of adding some boom. The sub-woofer consists of a 6.5-inch […]
Speakers a Little Flat? Try a Doctor Recommended “Beats Pill”
October 28, 2012 by
Most music loving technophiles like their MP3 players small, and their subwoofers big. However, when you’re on the go, big sound is the last thing that you’d expect from anything as minuscule as a tube of toothpaste. The “Beats Pill” by Dr. Dre is a Bluetooth speaker that stands 7.5-inches tall, and 2-inches in girth, yet […]