Looking over the pages of father time, it has been suggested that the rate of girl on girl action (lesbian, bisexual) has been locked at somewhere around 2% for most of human history. Now, what these numbers don’t tell you, is that this lifestyle was strictly forbidden. Today, it has become much more accepting for […]
Babe Tribute – Her Greatest ASSets
March 30, 2013 by
Urbasm salutes the booty, badonkadonk, glutius maximus, heine, and all others rear ends that fit into the category of… a nice ass. If we were to get all psychophilanthropological, we’d have to wonder what makes a perfect ass? I mean, there are just so many shapes and sizes to choose from. Is there really one that […]
Babe Tribute – Beautiful Women
March 28, 2013 by
Why do men love beautiful women so damn much? Well, they make us feel all tingly in the pants, feet, lips, and heart… However, beware men, as these photos may be nice to look at, but if you marry one, you’ll constantly be waiting around for her to do her voodoo-cosmetic magic before you’re allowed to […]
Babe Tribute – Denise Milani
March 8, 2013 by
Hey Denise, what’s it like being crowned the newest hot sexy queen of eroticism? Believe it or not, it takes awhile to find a bikini that fits me and it’s not just because I’m so busty. A g-string bottom that rides just right on my hips is important, and nobody wants a thong between their […]
Duct Tape, Tattoo, Fake Boobs, & JWoww
March 5, 2013 by
What does a roll of duct tape, a pair of fake boobs, a tattoo, and Jersey Shore’s, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, have in common? Well, apparently then may save the world from people’s voices being silenced, and judging by the reactions this photo has received, we’d say that she’s definitely got some people talking. The NOH8 campaign has been […]
Hottie of the Week – Ashley Ann Vickers
March 1, 2013 by
There are not many “babes” we would bring home to mom, but Ashley Ann Vickers is about as close as you can get to the perfect specimen. She is a proper Southern Bell, who is a cowboy at heart, and even owns her own ranch with a herd of cattle on it. She has traveled […]
Hottie of the Week – Kate Upton
February 28, 2013 by
You may be asking yourself, What the heck is Kate Upton doing in a bikini, staring me in the face? Or you might just be wondering where you left the jar of Vaseline? However, we’re going to assume our first guess, and proceed with an explanation. Kate is a self-made Internet phenomenon. Yes, she has […]
Hotties of the Week – Tight Dress
February 27, 2013 by
The hot tight dress is a fashion statement that says, Look at me… I’m too sexy, and what are you going to do about it? Unfortunately, they also occasionally convey the message, I’m sorry, I’d say something intelligent… but the blood flow is being constricted to my brain. Never-the-less, today we honor all those hard working gals who […]
Hottie of the Week – Diana Morales
February 25, 2013 by
You know what they say about those sexy models from Spain? Well, if you don’t, we might as well be the first to tell you. Women like Diana Morales are what we’d call progressive and liberal, which is fancy talk for she probably wouldn’t think twice about wandering around your apartment nude if you were dating seriously. […]
Anatomy of the Perfect Woman
February 24, 2013 by
According to men, the perfect woman should have shimmering Twilight vampire skin, and the heaving breasts of Jessica Rabbit. She would have the electric blue mane of Marge Simpson, asymmetrical head of Sinead O’Connor, pull-string voice box of “Woody” from Toy Story, and the bedroom acrobatics of Lara Croft. Researchers have stretched their craniums trying […]