I know that I will never find my father in any other man who comes into my life, because it is a void in my life that can only be filled by him.” -Halle Berry
Compact Car Sex!
December 18, 2012 by
*Warning: XXX Barbie action ahead! Compact car sex is great! However, there are a few problems with it, including being too narrow in the cockpit, navigating around an unwelcome shifter, and having only enough head room for a decapitated torso (unless you own a convertible). What’s an anxious couple supposed to do? Well, you could lean the seats […]
Prima Cinema: The Elite Home Theater Service
December 4, 2012 by
Okay, just for the sake of argument, let’s say you’re sitting on your couch with a hot woman, flipping through your stockpile of available media for your home theater, and she has seen everything you’ve got. You: The Dark Knight Rises? Her: Seen it. You: Chronicle? Her: Boring… You: ParaNorman? Her: Like, oh-my-God, that was […]
Wear a Scarf and Still Look Like a Badass
November 7, 2012 by
The Alexander McQueen Skull Scarf is a sheer print neck wrap that is lightweight, versatile, and whether you choose red, tan, or black, you will appear fashionable to the ladies, and badass to the fellas. Prices on these are currently running as much as $200-plus, so this may be one of the pricier options, but […]
15 Signs You’re a Girly-Man
March 16, 2011 by
This one is for all you puny, girly men out there. We’ve have got your number, and so does the rest of the world, now! 15. If you own your own shower loofah, hell, if you even know how to spell “loofah” (I had to look it up, by the way!) 14. If when you […]