It looks like us guys have got some competition… From what we hear, this foe always stays to cuddle after sex, listens without offering his opinion, and will watch back-to-back episodes of Pretty Little Liars without even uttering one comment about how lame it is. What’s more, during an emergency, a girl could slice him […]
April Fools Pranks
April 1, 2013 by
April Fools is the best time to play practical jokes and pranks on your favorite (and least favorite) people. As we look through the history books, we are treated to such classics as the burning bag of dog crap, and clothed dummy thrown into oncoming traffic. “In those days, one of your worst fear was getting […]
Sexy Ads
March 3, 2013 by
The jungles are fierce with bikini clad hunters, searching for that one perfect man. A man who believes in burning bras. A man who fantasizes about Kate Upton and Carl’s Jr. A man who seeks the one true aphrodisiac, which consists of simply pressing the button on top of a $5 can of deodorant, and […]
Corsets, DJ’s, and Offensive Advertisements Roundup
January 24, 2013 by
As you wind down to your Friday, allow Urbasm play you a little lullaby. The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up her corset pin – Maxim Down dropped the needle And the turntable started to spin – Sharp Out came her father and shut the music down And the itsy-bitsy spider went home with just a frown – Heavy