Listen up men, Mom’s Day is coming up. You know, that one time of the year, beyond birthdays and anniversaries, that you better get right. Don’t worry, we’re here to help you. If you want to play it safe, get mom some flowers and an e-card (oops, sorry I forgot card). It’s a sure thing, […]
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A Tribute to Bacon
April 19, 2013 by
While we do like Kevin Bacon. Today’s post is not about him. Well, not really. This statue is made of bacon (bits) to look like Bacon. The artist claimed he had uncontrollable cravings for the stuff the entire time he was sculpting it. Can’t say we blame him. In fact, we’d like to see a […]
Babe Tribute – Lucy Becker
April 15, 2013 by
Lucy Becker is 5′ 4″ tall, and offers a guy more than just a handful with her size 30F bust. “I love them,” Becker exclaims with glee, “Two front air bags–they’re fantastic.” She’s got a good point there, and we’re glad that she’s got a handle on her safety.
Fashion Jacket to Hug the Lonely
April 11, 2013 by
Okay, so maybe this jacket isn’t exactly high fashion. However, if you routinely dream of hugging fashion models, and you have absolutely no chance of that ever happening, this may be the fashion statement you’ve been waiting for. When most guys think of a girlfriend coat, visions of grabbing their girlfriend’s jacket, so they can […]
5 Best Online Dating Websites for Manthers
April 9, 2013 by
Whether you prefer to dig your women out of the ground, or wait around at the maternity ward for them to be cleaned off, we here at Urbasm support your endeavors. The definition of a cougar, for all you cubs who are still on a store-bought formula, is a woman (age 35 or older) who prefers her […]
Babe Tribute – Minka Kelly
April 8, 2013 by
Minka Kelly is the lovechild of former Aerosmith guitarist, Rick Dufay, and an exotic dancer by the name of, Dumont Kelly. She was raised by her mother, who obviously taught her the art of seducing a guy with one glance. If you’d like to see Minka in action, might we suggest three of her best films, Charlie’s […]
7 Things Your Mom Should Have Told You About Sex
April 5, 2013 by
Your mom may have explained the basics about the birds and bees, but she most likely left out some of the finer details, and if you don’t know the in’s and out’s around the dating field, you’re only swinging with half a bat. Today, I’d like to share with you some of the important, lesser-known […]
Babe Tribute – Maria Mazza
April 5, 2013 by
Maria Mazza may not roll off the tongue, like some of the more popular babes, such as Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, and Christina Hendricks. However, if we had the opportunity to roll her on our tongue, we just might get used to repeating her name consecutively, along with a few “oh God’s,” and maybe even […]
Rabbi Shmuley Boteach Tells Us Three Things Every Guy Should Know
April 4, 2013 by
Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, (a.k.a. “America’s Rabbi”) is host of the TLC show, Shalom in the Home, is a best-selling author (The Broken American Male, Honoring the Child Spirit, and Kosher Sex), and is a very cool guy to sit down and chat with should you ever have the opportunity. We had the pleasure to catch up with him […]
Babe Tribute – Beautiful Women
March 28, 2013 by
Why do men love beautiful women so damn much? Well, they make us feel all tingly in the pants, feet, lips, and heart… However, beware men, as these photos may be nice to look at, but if you marry one, you’ll constantly be waiting around for her to do her voodoo-cosmetic magic before you’re allowed to […]