The Vancouver-based, Lululemon Athletica Inc., is prepared to get a slap on the wrist, as a shipment of their black “luon” yoga pants has been found to be defective. The fabric of the pants affected is thinner than it should be, resulting in “a level of sheerness … that falls short of our very high […]
Boyfriend Body Pillow, Gives Us Guys Some Competition
April 21, 2013 by
It looks like us guys have got some competition… From what we hear, this foe always stays to cuddle after sex, listens without offering his opinion, and will watch back-to-back episodes of Pretty Little Liars without even uttering one comment about how lame it is. What’s more, during an emergency, a girl could slice him […]
April Fools Pranks
April 1, 2013 by
April Fools is the best time to play practical jokes and pranks on your favorite (and least favorite) people. As we look through the history books, we are treated to such classics as the burning bag of dog crap, and clothed dummy thrown into oncoming traffic. “In those days, one of your worst fear was getting […]
The Hef Talks Love, Sex, and Getting Married (Again)
March 29, 2013 by
During an interview with Esquire Magazine, Hugh Hefner (a.k.a. “the Hef”) claims he is very much in love with his newest addition to the Playboy mansion, Mrs. Crystal Harris-Hefner. The two were married in December, with Harris dawning a little princess dress, and Hef in his characteristic sailor leisure suit. During the interview, the Hef […]
Sexy Ads
March 21, 2013 by
Who ever said that sex sells, was a genius. I mean, it is only the oldest freaking profession in the world… of course it sells. Here is some stuff that we have no idea what the hell it is, although we just might buy it anyway ’cause it’s sexy!
Don’t Be a Di**
March 20, 2013 by
Why do people treat each other like sh**? I mean, we’re not born this way; and no one likes to be treated as such. Well, here at Urbasm labs, our engineers have been worked diligently over the last few weeks, and have finally come up with a solution to this modern dilemma…
10 Stupid Quotes from Female Celebrities
March 18, 2013 by
Celebrities are always inserting their foot into their mouth. As it turns out, it is not just an a**hole thing, but a disease that effects the very young on down to the old, hot, annoying, and slightly beautiful. Allow us to give you ten examples of what we’re talking about. 5. Kim Kardashian I spoke […]
Why I Hate My Auto Dealer
March 13, 2013 by
It’s purely a love/hate relationship whenever I’m shopping for a new car. We all love the new car smell; the jealous look on our friends faces. However, is it really worth it? One of the first things you’ll want do before visiting any car lot, is search the advertisements in the paper for the ones […]
Say Hello to iArm
March 9, 2013 by
Possibly the greatest thing since… ok, sliced bread. The new iArm will revolutionize the way you go about your life. What you are looking at is a man’s dream come true. It is a third arm… which actually thinks a lot like you do. Imagine fishing, drinking a beer, and watching Jaws for the hundredth […]
This is How You Begin a Thursday
March 7, 2013 by
From Dildo’s to whiskey throat bombs, these are the essential ingredients to your Thursday. A Dildo Maker; Just What You (She) Always Wanted- Coed Magazine The Sexiest Actresses Under 30- Guyism Beginner’s Guide to Working Out- College Humor Liza Berggren Will Make Your Day- Uncoachable 5 Killer Whiskey Cocktails- MadeMan