Brought to you by our friends at Dudepins I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin–and Turtle, and all […]
Morning Link Dump – Shocking But True
May 14, 2014 by
It has always seemed strange to me–The things we admire in men; kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling, are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest; sharpness, greed, acquisitiveness, meanness, egotism and self-interest, are the traits of success. -John Steinbeck
Morning Link Dump – Bikini Season
April 23, 2014 by
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table — There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.” — Garrison Keillor
Loser’s Guide To Happiness
April 18, 2014 by
There is a rumor that was started by some self-hating fool, stating that losers are never happy. Why? Because nothing ever goes right for them. Well, I’m here to negate this statement. In fact, I’m about to throw you one better by not only challenging it, but proving how you can live a happier life, […]
Cheat On Your Girlfriend And Not Get Caught
April 14, 2014 by
First off, let me begin by saying that I would never cheat on a girl who was worthy of my attention. With that said, let me also say that I have never met a woman who was. Over the years I have collected a list of ‘must do’s’ if you want to cheat and not […]
Morning Link Dump – Dirty, Nasty, Unbelievable
April 9, 2014 by
All I’m trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me. -Tupac Shakur
Women We Love – Lauren Hanley
April 8, 2014 by
Actress and model, Lauren Hanley, became an internet sensation through her instagram photos, and shortly after dating NFL prospect, Johnny Manziel. What did Manziel see in Lauren? Well, these six things for starters (or maybe I should rather say, twelve things): And there was probably this: And this too:
Three Things Every Guy Should Know About His Di**
April 7, 2014 by
When man first noticed his happy stick as a boy, it was a wonderful and mysterious friend. They’d spend the next several years growing up together. Then, one day he’d stare down at it, and wonder how he could make it bigger. He’d imagine hanging weights from it, taking strange herbs, and asking a masked […]
Women We Love – Diana Bouchardet
April 6, 2014 by
Looking at a photo of Diana Bouchardet is like listening to a woman whisper softly in your ear, as your feet are being tickled, earlobes nibbled, and then you finally succumb to a sneeze. Excuse me… I need a cigarette.
Women We Love – She Got Legs
April 3, 2014 by
She’s got hair down to her fanny. She’s kinda jet set, try undo her panties. Everytime she’s dancin’ she knows what to do. Everybody wants to see if she can use it. She’s so fine, she’s all mine, girl, you got it right. -ZZ Top