First you take a couple sexy women from the Miss Universe pageant, throw them into an extremely fast car (a Mercedez SLS AMG will do), add a professional Russian driver, find an extremely wet race track, and then see what happens next.
Can a Supercar Help You Pick Up a Girl?
November 8, 2013 by
These videos helped answer a question that we have been pondering since our first Lamborghini Countach poster in our gym locker. Yeah, you know the one, with the half naked cooed draped across the hood like a wet noodle on a chopstick. The question is, can a supercar help you pick up a girl? They […]
Hotties of the Week – Easy or Breezy?
November 6, 2013 by
We have a little game that we like to play during the lull’s around the office, which is more often than we’d care to admit. It’s called easy or breezy. What we do is try to guess the persona of a woman, using what we have available, which is two eyes and a dirty mind. […]
Porsche 911 Alarm Clock
October 31, 2013 by
You’re still hung over from the night before. There’s a red smudge on your pillow, and it appears to be attached to something you brought home last night, and you aren’t quite sure if it’s human. Then, you hear the purr of a 911 Turbo revving its engine, and the thing in your bed gets […]
Ultimate Bachelor Pad Interiors
October 27, 2013 by
A beautiful woman may be nice to look at on the outside. However, if you’ve got to live with her 24/7, it is mandatory that she at least have a livable interior, if you know what we mean. This can also be said about any bachelor pad. These are a few bachelor interiors that we’d […]
Hottie of the Week – Elisha Cuthbert
October 24, 2013 by
Who didn’t have a crush on Elisha Cuthbert a few years ago, she was ‘the girl next door’ after all… And a bonus, Elisha Cuthbert with Mila Kunis together from a photo shoot, back when 24 was popular.
How to Kiss Like a Man [Video]
October 23, 2013 by
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There are two important rules to kissing like a man. Rule number one, you should always have fresh breath. The number one deal breaker for any woman on a first date is poor hygiene. Rule number two, make sure that you have a willing partner to kiss. A pillow may work if the mood hits […]
Hello My Name is – Condom 4 Pack
October 21, 2013 by
Research suggests that a beautiful woman can have the unfortunate side effect of you failing to act cool while talking at the same time. These studies also show that beautiful women force you to repeat quotes from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and forget your first name. We can’t help you with the first two […]
Hottie of the Week – Rachel Weisz
October 20, 2013 by
Rachel Weisz (pronounced “Vice”) needs no introduction. She has appeared in some of our favorite films. What you may not know is that Weisz is her real name, as she refused to change it for Hollywood. She used to smoke, and quit in early 2000. She hates camels and frogs, turned down Playboy, and is […]