Sometimes a beautiful woman does not always know what she wants. Taking charge may be the only way to introduce her to pleasures she has never considered. However, just dropping in bed one evening with a whip and box of gerbils is not highly recommended. Here are a few ways to get a girl interested […]
Brian Deegan’s Ford F150 SVT Raptor
December 29, 2013 by
An SVT Raptor is just what we’d expect from the true gearhead and X-Game champion, Brian Deegan (a.k.a. “the General”). This is a man who has lost one kidney, annihilated his spleen, broken multiple bones, and has looked death in the eye more than just a couple of times. If it’s fast, dangerous, and your […]
Hottie of the Week – Sara Tommasi
December 26, 2013 by
Happy Boxing Day to you. This is the traditional day after Christmas, of which wealthy British folk would give their servants a box. Well, we at Urbasm do not observe this holiday, choosing instead to celebrate our own made-up day, known as Buxom Day. Here to help us celebrate is none other than Sara Tommasi. Take […]
A Man’s Guide to Last Minute Gift Buying
December 24, 2013 by
The end of the holiday season is quickly approaching. However, us men have nothing to fear. We still have some time to get all our shopping done, which should be all we need, right? Sure, as long as you don’t mind picking up the Christmas socks with the hole in them, perfume box that was […]
12 Days of X-Mas – A Beer
December 24, 2013 by
On the first Day of Christmas Urbasm gave to you… a beer. But not just any beer. This is the Old Stock Cellar Reserve Beer 2011, which is equivalent to squeezing the mojo from a Jaguar E-Type Series 1, straining it between the breasts of Hope Dworaczyk, and letting it ferment in the holy grail […]
Brad Pitt’s Custom Hardtail Chopper
December 23, 2013 by
Some celebrities ride a bicycle; others prefer a scooter while drunk (ahem, Mickey Rourke). However, the real hardcore biker knows that if your tailbone isn’t cracked by the time you kick out the stand, you should be booted back into the playpen along with the other dentists on motorized tricycles. This “hardtail” chopper, made by […]
12 Days of X-Mas – 2 Turtlenecks
December 23, 2013 by
Welcome to our second day of Christmas. In the tradition of the Canadian 12 days of Christmas, coined by the two hosers, Bob and Doug, we present to you two turtlenecks. However, these are not your typical turtlenecks. They are of your cashmere variety, which I find to not only be more comfortable (not scratchy), […]
Stainless Welder K25B Square Watch
December 21, 2013 by
There are only four times out of a day that a man’s watch should really pay any attention to. Eight o’clock, because that’s when most of us need to be in the office. Four o’clock, because it’s nearing time to going home. Ten o’clock, because most men don’t really get on their alcohol face until […]
12 Days of X-Mas – 4 Wines for the Holidays
December 21, 2013 by
At some point around the fourth day of Christmas, you are going to need some wine. If not to toast to the holiday, you may need it to take the edge off from hanging out with the in-laws too much. These are our four best holiday wine recommendations, and they are all under $20 (because […]
12 Days of X-Mas – 6 ‘Practical’ Gift Ideas
December 19, 2013 by
That Can Be Made to be Impractical. For this X-mas every man should want… -A portable grill -A waterbed -To be his own boy in a bubble -A 4-wheel drive -An ATV… that is cooler than his neighbor’s -A boat… with an enormous shark face painted on the front