There is a lot of sex talk out there, and sometimes the ability to see the fact from the fiction is not always as easy as you would think. But, the Urbasm reader is but a whole different animal – you are intelligent, savvy and inquisitive. We have every ounce of faith that you know the difference between fact and fiction when it comes to one of the things you love most. But before we get too carried away with praise, let’s begin:
- The most commonly found fluid on the walls, bedspread, and the carpet of most hotel rooms is strawberry pickle cheeseburger juice. Fact or Tale?
- In Italy, it is perfectly legal to have sex in any public bathroom of your choosing as long as you keep the door shut and moans to a dull roar. Fact or Tale?
- The famed cereal king Dr. Kellogg himself first introduced Kellogg’s Corn Flakes in a desperate attempt to reduce the occurrence of masturbation. Fact or Tale?
- According to the Kinsey Institute; upon defeat in battle, Generals of war feel an overwhelming urge to masturbate and often follow through with it. Fact or Tale?
- A cold shower will indeed curb the sexual appetite by reducing the testosterone levels in men and estrogen levels in women. Fact or Tale?
- Over 50% of cubicle dwelling office workers have admitted, according to U.S. survey, that they have had sex at the office. Fact or Tale?
- Lipstick was invented in Germany to fool the soldiers who were coerced into performing acts of necrophilia to relieve post-battle sexual tension. Fact or Tale?
- One of the leading threats to having a heart attack during sex in the United States is jumping out of the sack after being caught ‘red-handed’ cheating. Fact or Tale?
- Staring into the eyes of your mate for over a minute is proven to ease tensions and promote the onset of sexual intercourse 85% of the time. Fact or Tale?
- In Hong Kong, if a husband is caught cheating during a game of monopoly; the betrayed hentai doll is within her right to kill him after sex that night. Fact or Tale?
And the survey says…
- Tale- it’s semen… duh? I was just getting you warmed up on that one.
- Fact- Yes, it is true. Now if we can only get U.S. legislature to follow through with a similar act, we just might experience a decline in that hotel ‘pickle’ juice.
- Fact- It was believed by Kellogg and friends that a bland diet absent of spice or even taste for that matter decreased the human tendency of lust and desire. Years later it was discovered how a teaspoon of sugar could really liven up that mix; yeah, either that or a warm body to eat them off of!
- Tale- Now while this may be true for some Generals of war; it has only been observed and documented amongst apes. These primates apparently do in fact drown their sorrows of defeat with this self-induced form of dysfunctional gratification.
- Tale- Oh, quite the contrary. An English study for Thrombosis has shown that a cold shower will actually stimulate sex drive by increasing hormone levels. Take heart men, as I hear a ball peen hammer and wooden plank still does wonders!
- Fact- It was 56% to be exact according to a 2004 survey; and of that 56 percent, 10% were performed upon the boss’s desk. I wonder if that correlates at all with the 10% of office workers that same year who received promotions.
- Tale- That’s pretty darn gross if you got this one wrong… but then again, I guess I’m the one who thought it up. Actually it’s believed to have been invented by the women of ancient Egypt as a visual stimulus during oral sex play.
- Fact- You got it. According to research, 80% of sex-related heart attacks are experienced by those who are cheating on their spouse, and an overwhelming 10% of those were in the process of jumping out of the bed!
- Tale- Nope, try more like 50%. Besides the possibility of sexual arousal, the practice of gazing in each others eyes was also observed to promote fighting just as often. I guess it is true… all is fair in love and war!
- Tale- Well not exactly. But if she catches her adulterous husband cheating on her with another woman she can kill him; but only with that of her bare hands. Using any items of creativity on this venture; she won’t pass go, collect $200, or receive a ‘get out of jail free’ card!
(Infographic from the brilliant, beautiful people at Circle Magazine)
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech