Based on some recent research by a couple guys in lap coats stationed outside a bar in a motor home, we can assume that your manhood may not be as big as you would like. Well, we’ve got the perfect home accessory to make up for it, and it does not consist of four wheels.
The Titan Zeus 370-inch 4K television is the ultimate home theater for any man who has a gigantic wall in his home with absolutely nothing on it. This thing is huge. We’re talking 370 inches from corner to corner, and it weighs in at nearly a ton. They couldn’t even fit the entire screen into the photo above.
We can’t even imagine the crisp, beautiful 4K picture the Titan Zeus will deliver, but we can imagine how difficult it would be to find any feature film that will fit within the screen and play right with its hardware. However, all that may be a moot point once you consider its $1.7 million price tag, and availability of only four in the world.
So either keep on dreaming or get yours here.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.