This week an emergency warning tone garnished a $1.9 million fine for the film, Olympus (2014). A teen’s intimate session with a Hot Pocket reminds us all of the importance of ‘wrapping it up’. And speaking of wrapping your Jimmy, the next time your heading to the bar, this should be the one wingman you never leave behind.
While some guys are boob bubbler’s and others are hip huggers; it’s true that once you go Amish your left nut will never go unpolished.
And I leave you now with the three most loving words in the language of love…
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