This week on the Internet we discover that the U.S. Hockey team has a lot of things to go back to, that the Canadian team doesn’t. And while my father used to always claim that you can’t polish a turd… some guy with a stained rock polisher has proven him wrong. To tell you the truth, I’m more concerned with the guys who use polish on their toes. Like that’s going to get them a one night stand with a hot chick wearing granny panties.
But enough of that—it’s Friday, and to kick it off right, how about Melanie Iglesias sucking on an ice cream cone in a bikini. Maybe you’d prefer these 18 fabulous Tequilas that will put hair on your cleavage, and bring new meaning to the 21 best drinking quotes of the last century. And you know, it may be a full three weeks since Valentines Day, but it is never too late to give that special someone a reminder of your undying devotion and pornist leanings.
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