Over the course of one single year the average man takes thousands of breathes. However, the old saying goes that life should not be measured by the number of breathes you took, but rather the number of moments that stole them away.
As we say goodbye to 2013, we have look back over the year and asked ourselves what were the moments that truly left us speechless, breathless, and absolutely awestruck.
Most Flexibility
In 2013 we discovered just how far a pair of soccer shorts will stretch.
Best/Worst Word- Weiner
We found new meaning to the word, Weiner.
And so did Jessica Simpson:
“The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous”
– Jessica Simpson on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” as she announced she was expecting a baby boy.’
The Sexiest Woman Alive- Scarlett Johansson
Just look at this picture. Enough said.
Biggest Train Wreck- Miley Cyrus
There were plenty of WTF Miley Cirus moments in 2013. However, we have decided to spare you from yet another pic of her with her tongue wagging out of her mouth or licking a hammer, and have replaced it with an equally deranged WTF moment.
Surprising Death- Paul Walker
Paul Walker was an icon for the import car scene, and his death was not only tragic, but a reminder of the frailty of a man’s life. Please keep it buckled and under control at all times gentlemen, and that goes for both below and above the waist.
Most Epic Battle Between the Mustache’s
2013 had us wondering who had the most epic mustache, and whose stache would win in a fight between Ron Swanson and Ron Burgundy.
Kate Upton on the 50th Edition of SI
There have only been five models in SI’s long 50 year history to have been on the cover more than once, and this year we bared witness to easily one of the sexiest.
Even in full dress at a Clippers game Kate’s “Dougie” is absolutely stunning.
The Year of the Hybrid Supercar
The idea of a hybrid supercar was once an oxymoron we balked at. However, this year we’ve been proven to be the moron’s, as both the McLaren P1 and Porsche 918 have shown they can not only log better fuel economy than a Toyota Prius, they can also break longstanding Nurburging records by a huge margin.
Here is a clip of the current Nurburgring champion, the mighty Porsche 918, doing exactly what it does best.
5 Best Guy Movies
5 Best New Gadgets
4 Best Quotes of the Year:
“Justin, are you listening? Don’t be so naughty, yeah? Be a nice boy, pull your trousers up, make your mum proud.”
– Mark Wahlberg, the actor jokingly reprimanding Justin Bieber for his erratic behavior
“I think it’s safe to say that my brother would have crushed playing the Rob Ford guy on SNL.”
– Kevin Farley, the comedian tweeting that the late Chris Farley was born to play the Toronto mayor
“The trend is continuing here.”
– Matt Lauer, joking with Howard Stern after the radio host said that all his earlier guests that week had at least 9-inch-long penises
“So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, ‘The good outnumber you, and we always will’”
– comedian Patton Oswalt on Facebook after the Boston bombing
And To Sum Up 2013 in Less Than Six Minutes…
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech