The polar vortex has claimed over 17 lives, canceled 7000 flights, and has affected the lives of over 187 million citizens who are currently freezing their butts off. We have declared this a state of emergency, and have dispatched a set of links to help warm you up.
Cover Your Ass’ets – GQ
Girls Getting Spanked with Soccer Balls – Sports Grid
What Does The Polar Vortex and Ashley Sky Have in Common? – FHM
Polar Vortex Offers a Great Opportunity to Pick Up on Girls – PopSugar
Too Cold? No, It’s Actually Too Hot in This Muthaf***er – Inhabitant
Coolest Ways to Die During a Polar Vortex – Funny or Die
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