Happy Thanksgiving.
In celebration of the day, and all those Pilgrims and Indians who ate at the same table, only to kill each other an hour later (okay, that may be a rumor), we spent the evening thinking of things we were truly thankful for.
And our writer, Max Green, claims he is most thankful for high heels. Pay no attention to the angels inside them, as they will only be a distraction to all the good, pure, and holy stuff you’re supposed to be thinking about on this day.