Just like a cat, some women prefer to toy with their prey before getting down to business. As mice, most of us guys follow these sexy pied pipers right down to our fiery demise. However, there is something about being a spectator of other gullible mice that takes away the guilt, leaving nothing but pure titilation. For example, there’s one thing that every man enjoys, and that’s the almost compulsory strip club scene that is commonly found in guy movies. This is especially true of cop movies. It just seems like anyone with some important info to solving a crime either hangs, resides at, or owns a strip club.
These are our favorite movie strip scenes, and if you get the urge, you can tuck a $20 into an envelope, and send it to the Urb headquarters. We’ll be sure to get it to the rightful owner.
Jessica Alba – Sin City
Little Nancy is all grown up, and Jessica Alba rocks the stage.
Sin City 2 is coming out and Jessica Alba has even more dance scenes, but says she doesn’t do nudity.
Sarah Shahi – The Dog Problem
Showing up in all kinds of TV and movie roles lately, turns out Sarah Shahi makes a fine stripper too.
Rebecca Romijn Stamos – Femme Fatale
Either this woman had lessons or she’s just a natural talent as a stripper.
Rose McGowan – Planet Terror
One of our favorite movie intros ever, with strip club scenes in the credits. Nope, didn’t read a thing.
Natalie Portman – Closer
The powers that be in Hollywood need to get Natalie together with Jessica Alba, stripping their way to an oscar.
Jessica Biel – Powder Blue
Great stripper scene from Jessica Biel. Must be comforting to have something to fall back on if acting didn’t work.
Olivia Wilde – Butter
Don’t let the movie title throw you, it’s unrelated. Olivia Wilde plays a hot stripper in the movie impressively.
Mena Suvari – Sex and Lies in Sin City
From a tv show, but we included it anyways, for the artistic performance.
Lindsay Lohan – I Know Who Killed Me
Remember when Lindsay Lohan was hot? She did a pole dancing scene worth a look.
Elizabeth Berkeley – Showgirls
Who can forget Miss Berkeley’s performance as Nomi Malone, an aspiring dancer that moves to Vegas.
She also gave what looked to be an impressive lap dance too.
Salma Hayek – Dogma
And we thought that Salma’s bazooms looked great while sitting still. Well, it turns out they’re even better while being shaken around. Wanna see?
Keira Knightley – Domino
What better way to end a gun fight than have Keira Knightley strip and give a lap dance.
Vanessa Ferlito – Death Proof
Another lap dance, we think it’s a solid part of the plot that Hollywood needs to include more of.
Jennifer Aniston- We’re the Millers
Let’s not forget Jennifer Aniston’s strip scene.
And there there is Demi Moore in Striptease, Penelope Cruz in Nine, and Salma Hayek’s snake dance in From Dusk Till Dawn. However, we did have to draw the line somewhere.
Honorable mentions to other Hollywood celebrities to entertain us with pole dancing, erotic dancing or strip club movie scenes also go to Halle Berry, Vanessa Hudgens, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Mia Kirshner, Jamie Lee Curtis, Daryl Hannah, Rosario Dawson, Kristen Stewart, Gillian Jacobs, Marisa Tomei and many more.
We’ll admit that Jessica Alba as a stripper in Sin City is genius, and have a couple stills for you to judge for yourself.
If there was an award, it would have to go to Salma Hayek for not one, but two stripper movie performances in Dogma and From Dusk Til Dawn.
We would bet if anyone was to do a strip scene soon, it might be Selena Gomez, she wants everyone to know she isn’t the ‘good girl’ that she’s been type cast as for years.
Lots more hot Selena Gomez pics to see.
If there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that movie strip scenes should be mandatory.
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