The research is out, and while it pains us to admit, North America is having a lot less sex than just about everyone in the world. And when they do finally get around to it, less than half are satisfied. What’s up with that fellas? Well, we’ve got an easy solution to the problem. Have sex tonight.
Don’t think about it, read up on it, draw up a plan, or hint around to your girlfriend until finally giving up and watching porn. Take out your tool, and put it up to something good, and we’re going to give you 15 excuses why you really should.
- Stress Reliever– Stress is a leading causes of sickness, yet most people are practically bathing in it daily. Sickness leads to doctors, prescription medicine, countless miles of driving to specialists, etc. Not particularly the most pleasant thing to experience. You need to take a break from all this stress and allow the body to unwind. Sex is one of the best ways to do this, and it is just not the act that is stress-free, but the deep sleep you’ll get right afterward.
- Heart Health– According to a study at Queens University in Belfast, men who participate in sex at least three times a week can cut their risk of heart attack and stroke by a lean and mean 50 percent.
- Healthy Baby Delivery– Some pregnant women tend to shy away from sex as the weeks get down to the big day. However, healthy sex throughout a pregnancy has been shown to produce a speedier labor and delivery. This can sometimes be just the boost some women need.
- Cure the Common Cold– Sex is a natural immunity booster for the common cold. Wilkes University in Pennsylvania has shown that having sex a minimum of once or twice a week can boost your system by as much as 30 percent. Imagine what three or four times per week will do.
- Healthiest Diet Plan You’ll Ever Have– Today’s diet plans involve special dinners in wasteful packaging, pills, and medical operations. Just one 30-minute roll in the hay will burn off a minimum of 200 calories. Some positions can burn as much as 700 calories. It just depends on how wild of a monkey dance you want to get down with.
- Energy Booster– Sex can offer anyone a quick energy boost, but relationship expert, Scott Haltzman claims that the testosterone secreted in a man’s seed can actually be absorbed by women and give them an energy boost. Now I am not forgetting about the importance of safe sex, but if you are in a safe relationship that will allow such practice–do it.
- Improve Mood– Sex can also improve on a bad mood almost as much as a handful of chocolate. Perhaps this is one of our main attractions to the post-argument, make-up romp. The tactile stimulation in sex and sensual massage has a way of easing all your tensed nerves.
- Skip the Aspirin, Prescribe Some Sex Instead– The simple act of sex can releases enough oxytocin in the body to reduce the necessity of many prescribed pain relievers for arthritis, headaches, and even menstrual cramps. Please, can we do it tonight honey? I’ve got a headache!
- Reduce Depression– This is a catch 20/20, because depression can cause a lack of a libido, which in turn reduces the desire to have sex. But if you want to find a good alternative to anti-depressant pills, sex has been shown to boost a persons entire outlook on life by making them feel better about themselves. You just have to get past that initial slump.
- Regulate Menstrual Cycles– Some women use the pill to regulate their menstrual cycle. Without it, their periods are all over the place. However, research at Columbia and Stanford University suggests that regular sex helps regulate a woman’s cycle when they engage in sex at least one or more times per week, as opposed to every couple weeks.
- Better communication with Your Partner– Sometimes men can be a real bear to communicate with. We can’t sit still; we don’t know what to say. Well, tell your woman to throw you in the sack for a good romp, and I guarantee you will be more receptive to a heart-to-heart. (Well, at least after your nap)
- Have Sex Now, Continue to Have it Later– The old saying goes, use it or lose it, and the same goes for sex. All the healthful benefits of sex are all dependent on you keeping your body’s testosterone production in business.
- A Better Nights Rest– Sex releases endorphines, which enable the body to engage in a deeper more restful sleep. A long nights sleep has been connected to better overall health. You seeing how this is all interconnected
- Sex Slows the Aging Process– Healthy sex may in fact slow the aging process just enough to help us be less reliant on prescription drugs and other medical procedures later in life.
- Reduce Chances of Disease of Sexual Organs– Regular orgasms for men may reduce the chances of prostate cancer. On the same token, the increased blood flow to the pelvic region of women, has been shown to keep her oven in good working order too.
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