Dad, you may not have always been the best father… In fact, many of our greatest memories were kind of awkward.
However, you’re all we got, so we’re going to do our best to make this a special tribute.
To all the socially handicapped, insecure, and irresponsible father’s out there… this one’s for you.
You may not have always liked getting your picture taken. However, you sure were a snappy dresser.
Even for Halloween.
Actually, we preferred you dressed.
Especially mom…
You were just so proud of your tattoos.
One things that we can say, is that you were never afraid to place yourself on our level.
And yeah, we may have taken advantage of that on occasion…
However, we all knew who was the real Wizard behind the curtain. Watching us… waiting to…
Teach us about the danger of fireworks… and then show us its consequences.
You gave us the freedom to find the way out of our own dangerous predicaments.
Okay, so Mom did have to take the plastic bin off us before we suffocated…
But you were there for us other times.
Well, sort of…
So what? You missed a lot of opportunities, but the important thing is that you always reminded us of where we came from.
Sometimes it was even a little creepy.
We love you Dad. For all the things you did, shouldn’t have done, and we wish we didn’t know about you.
Happy Awkward Father’s Day!
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech