Cruising along a curvy road is more exciting than a straight city block. A squiggly line is always more intriguing that a straight one. An inflated balloon is more fun to squeeze than a deflated one, and nestling into a plush theater chair is much more comfortable than balancing your bony ass on a bench seat.
If you’re not getting the point, then you must not be a fan of curvy women, and will more likely enjoy shopping from our fitness girl section. However, for those who are still here, we’d like to celebrate your independence from those twig eating harlots, with a collection of some of the sexiest plus-size models to have ever carried two kegs using just their hips.
Marquita Pring shows us a room with a sexy view
Whitney Thompson can sit on our bench anytime.
Laura Wells knows how to fill out a swimsuit in all the right places.
Ashley Graham looks fantastic in a Body Stocking.
Candice Huffine strikes a Madonna pose, and we likey!
Lizzie Miller looks fantastic in nothing but her birthday suit.
Maggie Brown demonstrates how to wear lingerie.
Anansa Sims, this is how a PETA ad ought to look.
Jennie Runk is a plus-size model? We say, she is just right.
Robyn Lawley has got so much love to give, she can barely hold it all in.
Kaela Humphries has some bedroom eyes, not to mention a few other things we’d like to see in the bedroom.
Katya Zharkova could give Cameron Diaz a run for her money in the leg department.
Kate Dillon looks guilty of something, but we’re fairly certain we would approve.
Whitney Thompson, didn’t we already see you? Ah hell, you’re worth a second look!
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.