Do you remember those Sunday morning breakfasts that mamma used to make? A stack of blueberry pancakes, some bacon, and a swig of Johnny Walker to wash it all down. Well, Johnny Walker’s mother knows that most bachelors don’t have time to cook all that stuff themselves. In fact, most of us just leave it at the swig of whiskey to wash out the stale beer from the night before. However, mama knows what a real man wants.
Introducing Mama Walker’s breakfast liquors ($13). Yes, she has whipped up a batch of 70-proof paint tarnish, and disguised it with some of your IHop breakfast favorites, including Maple Bacon, Blueberry Pancake, and Glazed Donut. My mama always always told me that breakfast should be the most important meal of the day, and I think most alcoholic sons can now finally agree.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.