It looks like us guys have got some competition…
From what we hear, this foe always stays to cuddle after sex, listens without offering his opinion, and will watch back-to-back episodes of Pretty Little Liars without even uttering one comment about how lame it is. What’s more, during an emergency, a girl could slice him open like a Tauntaun, and wear him out like a pair of footy pajamas.
To our credit, he also comes without hope of a job (besides, footy pajamas), he can’t fix the garbage disposal, and he’s just like a regular guy when it comes to remembering an anniversary.
I guess it was a false alarm…
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech