Does the idea of a woman with three boobs make her hotter?
You might find yourself short handed. Now wait a minute, hear us out.
This is actually a thing. It’s called accessory breast. Don’t go looking, we assure your disappointed.
It’s not like you can expect a hot Total Recall moment like this:
We’re not talking about Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
No sir, more of something like this;
But you might be saying, why stop at three boobs? Why not four?
Not a problem, it’s been done.
Or even a woman with six boobs? We got you covered.
And there was Askajian from Return of the Jedi, but we’ll spare you. Kind of like Rosie O’Donell or Roseanne getting a part on Total Recall.
Let’s get back to the three boob theory.
Before sending us a bunch of nasty emails, there’s actually a valid point to be made.
Where it was very uncommon to see twins (not those twins, the fraternal kind) at one time, with the fertility treatments of today mothers are having 3, 4, 5 or more children. That’s a lot of mouths to feed and a lack of boobs means someone will grow up with either vitamin deficiencies or some kind of inferiority complex. Scientists have explored this, true story. The same people that brought us Dolly the Sheep. Allow us to point out we’re mammals too, and many have six. You never know what evolution might have in store.
OK, so you might be thinking ‘that’s a valid point, but what about five boobs?’.
Didn’t cover five boobs, that would just be weird.
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