Hottie of the Week - Kate Upton

Kate Upton bikini

You may be asking yourself, What the heck is Kate Upton doing in a bikini, staring me in the face? Or you might just be wondering where you left the jar of Vaseline? However, we’re going to assume our first guess, and proceed with an explanation.

Kate is a self-made Internet phenomenon. Yes, she has a great body, but the reason Google has brought you here, is because she knows what you like, and is willing to give it to you. If we leap back to the age just after dinosaurs, when a guy had to wait around for the next Black Swan (2010) in order to catch a glimpse of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in their skivvies, we remember that titillation was not always so easy to find.

Today, social media allows your fingers to do the walking, and you can find sexy pics of just about any celebrity you fancy. However, what if while searching for bikini glimpses of Miss Portman and Miss Kunis, you happen to come upon the “Dougie video” of Kate Upton? Suddenly, the relatively unknown, Miss Kate, is seen among the ranks of such women as Gisele Bündchen and Heidi Klum.

Next thing you know, Guess is calling; Tommy Hilfiger, Juicy Contour, The New York Times, and the February 2012 cover of Sports Illustrated. Kate Upton has become a common name found in chat rooms and locker rooms all over the world, and she owes that to the billions of guys (you and me) who search her “name,” plus “nude,” “bikini” each year.

Now let’s get to the Kate Upton pics…