All those nights alone…
Polishing their pocket pens…
Blowing up their girlfriends…
Sitting outside some sorority chick’s house in a Toyota Prius…
Has finally brought them to this lowly state!
Researchers at MIT are working on a new project dubbed AIDA, which stands for, Affective Intelligent Driving Agent. It is basically a robot companion designed to drive along with you on your daily jaunts. It will help you with driving directions, recommend places to eat, keep you company, wink at you when it senses you are agitated because some a$$ just cut you off at the ramp, hen pecks you like crazy when you’re driving like sh@!, and will keep track of all the incriminating places you go!
Sounds great…
Put us down for 5!
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.