Okay, so we know there is a plenitude of hot women hanging out at the gym, college cheer leading squad, and waiting in line at the Botox booth of most beauty salons. However, these women also tend to be a little too “into themselves.” And most guys know that could possibly lead to… marginal sex, unwelcome bitch sessions, empty wallet, communicating with an empty head cavity, long waits to go anywhere, face imprints on every shirt you own (too much makeup), and that sparkly lotion crap smeared all over your bed and leather couch.
The night club is a decent place to find hot women. However, it is so dark, and you’re usually so drunk; you rarely wake up to the same woman you brought home. Face it, I know you’ve hit mute on your alarm clock on Sunday morning, rolled over to go back to sleep, and realized you weren’t alone. Snatching the sheet off the snoring lump besides you, reveals a war painted drag queen. Her hair extensions are mangled; her toupee is lying on your nightstand; her eyelashes have attached themselves to the stubble on her chin, and you can just make out the tattoo on her rump, which reads, “property of (your name).”
If you want to find a classy, sexy babe, you have to be creative. You have to find a way to locate the women who are not only genetically gifted on the exterior, but also pleasant enough on the interior to make you to buy roses and write silly love poems. Places like these:
Online Dating- Once you get past the fact that you have been reduced to looking for a date with the million other nerds on the Internet, there is actually a nice pool of hot women to sample. Our highest recommendations go to Match.com, Plenty Of Fish, Singlesnet, True, and Yahoo Personals.
Wedding Crashing– There is something about watching another man get taken off the shelf that makes other single women become crazy horny.
Workplace– We know a lot of people frown on this, but it is really one of the most hopping pickup joints in your life. You spend a quarter of your time at work, and you might as well make it fun. In fact, a good portion of Canadian men claim their favorite place to have sex is behind their office door. The best part is, you won’t have to work too hard to find something you have in common!
Aerobics/Yoga Class– We’ve been to just about every gym and night club there is, and your odds are of getting lucky are about as favorable as flipping a coin. However, step into an aerobics class, and you’ll find an average of 30 women for every two guys, and that second guy is usually gay, anyway!
At the Store- Where there is shopping, you will find a gaggle of hot women nearby. Some experts say the bookstore is a goldmine, considering you can venture to whatever section interests you, and find a girl you might have something in common with.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech