Some guys dream of a bachelor pad with a beer stocked fridge, a dog who will scratch their nards, fetch the toilet paper in an emergency, and blackout windows for those Sundays afternoons when the world just seems to be up too early. Yes, Those are what we’d call ‘livable’ accommodations for a single bachelor. However to fit the proper definition of a badass bachelor pad, there must be at least six of the following 12 items present:
- movie theater room (and not just a room where you watch movies… we mean you could actually charge money without your friends laughing at you)
- wine cellar
- waterfall (chicks dig it)
- roof lounge (oh, the stuff you can see from a rooftop with an infrared telescope)
- glass ceilings
- at least 8,000 square feet of living space
- your own damn palm tree
- lots of “shag” carpet
- swimming pool
- Vegas-type bar
- half-naked women lounging on all the furniture
- A bathroom so big, you need a map to find the toilet
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech