Guys, that crusty tighty-whitey and stained t-shirt ensemble is probably a big reason why your Saturday night usual… stays on just Saturday night. If you want to impress a lady in the bedroom, you have to dress like Barney Stinson, from the television show, How I Met Your Mother. These “world famous” suitjamas come in authentic purple and traditional black & white. They are made of a silk/satin fabric, and feature an elastic waistband, functional pockets, clip-on tie (this prevents your lover from choking you during the night while snoring), and 100% satisfaction guarantee.
Well, sign us up… where can we get our own pair of these things?
Hang on, there are a couple of things that you should know. For one, these suitjamas graze the regions of $100, so that $10 birthday check from grandma will only cover the clip-on tie. Two, considering that you are buying something that is supposed to look like a suit, it is going to have to fit reasonably well, which means small, medium, large, x-large, and xx-large come with their own set of measurements, so you’d be wise to give these some consideration before ordering. You can also have a custom order made, which mixes and matches (medium jacket with small trouser, etc.). However, prepare to pay custom order prices for these.
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About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.