Women's Breasts: Can One Size Fit All?

It’s the age old question… How big is too big, or is there no limit?

Do men prefer a handful, a heaping handful, or a vacant space where one hand can hold both breasts and still have room for a remote? I hate to disappoint by not giving a definitive answer, but it really just depends on the guy. Guys love everything from a flat open range, to heaping globules that could be mistaken as broken Slinky’s with garbage bags attached to the tip.

Some men believe the bigger the better! These men crave attention and usually find themselves owning a two ton monster truck with 50 inch tires, a full size theater in their trailer home, and a pack of expired Trojan XXX’s placed on the night stand next to the Enrique Iglesias ‘miniature’s’. A woman could never satisfy these guys. Her skin will not stretch that far. Many porno stars have stood up against such odds and failed.

Other men prefer women who are completely flat. They do not like big breasts at all. In fact, they will recommend breast reduction to any woman over a size B cup. Why? I do not think anyone has ever studied this fact, but I speculate they were once smothered by large mammary’s while being breast fed, and that experience has since culminated into a sort of ‘motor boating’ nightmare.

The good majority of men, however, will agree the average C cup is a good starting point. Even a perky B can look reasonably ample if a man cups his hand at just the right angle.

So, what is the moral to this dilemma?

Be happy with what you’ve got.
It’s better to have something than nothing.
I once cried because I had a woman with small boobs… then I met a man with no woman and large boobs!