10. San Francisco: “I usually rent the room for $600, but if you are really ticklish and willing to trade being tickled for the extra rent, then we just might have a deal.” (Tickle-Me-Elmo, this one’s got your name all over it!)
9. Denver: “This is not how it sounds, but I am looking for sex to rent out my upstairs apartment.” (I think this is exactly how it sounds)
8. New York: “Take care of my needs at my every whim, and live rent free…” (That’s not too much to ask for, is it?)
7. San Francisco: “Seeking female that likes to be nude… nothing more expected.” (And she should believe this… because?)
6. Washington: “Sex and a little light office duty. Desire for cigars is a must. Perfect for that girl who is skilled and willing.” (Clinton, is that you?)
5. Florida: “Upscale executive seeks beautiful female 18-24 to live in his luxury condo in Coral Gables for $1/month in exchange for some light duties. Help take care of dog, cook occasionally, sex twice a week.” (You had her till the $1 a month thing; now your just a cheap @$$.)
4. Florida: “FREE RENT FOR A PARTY GIRL!!!!!!! If you like to play and don’t want to pay( rent), send a pic and some info about yourself. If I like what I see, I’ll email you more.” (Actually send us your pic, and if she doesn’t puke, then maybe)
3. Denver: “Two woman playing naked Twister, a bottle of wine, free rent… Interested?” (I say the hell with that apartment. Give me your address and I’ll be right up)
2. New York City: “Very large comfortable apartment on a high floor with great views. I’m a male 35 years old looking for a female 21-35 who will occasionally not wear clothes when asked in exchange for free rent and her own private room. The apartment is private, clean, quiet, elevator, sunny, and safe. No sex.” (What a great deal! Private and safe. You’ll just have to ignore the creepy weird guy staring at you all the time.)
1. Atlanta: “Got sex? I got room and board. Call me…”
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About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech